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#DontletNickelback

 

 

****Update: this campaign is not about personal profit. All proceeds will go to charity. Or perhaps therapy for those who've been affected by the band.

 

****Update 2: Chad Kroeger has responded to this campaign, saying he "loves it." We therefore expect all Nickelback fans to immediately contribute, as it will make him very happy. If you don't support our efforts to ban Nickelback, you'll be going against Nickelback. Is that what you want?

Following the recent crowdfunding of a Foo Fighters gig in Richmond, Virginia that did not exist, the Foo Fighters agreed to play the gig - subsequently traveling to Richmond and performing for thousands of adoring fans who helped make it happen.

In a similar vein, we are attempting to ensure that Canadian "rockers" Nickelback do not come to London, England to play a gig. With your help, we can ensure that the band do not schedule any gigs here, do not attempt to come here - nor even phone here. 

Just imagine, thousands - perhaps tens of thousands of music lovers  - all not witnessing an exclusive concert by Nickelback in London. It will be glorious. Legendary. Dare we say, game changing?

 

FAQ

Q. What's wrong with Nickelback?

A. Go listen to them. 

 

Q. I did listen to them. What's wrong with Nickelback?

A. Ah, forgive us. You mean what's wrong with them as in, what could possibly lead them to create such unlistenable music? We don't know. 

 

Q. Will I get a copy of my the email sent on my behalf when I donate?

A. You bet.

 

Q.  What makes you think Nickelback will listen to you?

A. Well frankly, their ability to hear at all is clearly in question, so they may not. But we sure can try, Billy. We sure can try.

 

Q. Who's Billy?

A. Quit asking questions and donate already. They're probably planning a gig as we speak!!

 

 

 

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